Music

I'm pretty sure it's unhealthy that my favorite Police song is about stalking.... but to be fair, it's one of the only good ones.  I actually had ideas for what to write today, but they only happen while I'm driving, or pretending to care in class, so that doesn't help.  I tend to try not to be a douche on the road, though when I'm walking, all bets are off. 

Hmmm, I really had something I wanted to say today, and I'm pretty sure it's gone forever, or until 3am, when I wake up to find dammit kitty and lock her in the bathroom.  She is pure evil and likes to meow at night, when I'm sleeping, and get Husband to wake up and pet her.  Because she's the devil. 

**Random note to myself, wear very loose fitting clothes when you go to visit your family and don't answer any pregnancy questions. **

Maybe if I take a nap, then I will remember things.  Or I'd have gotten a nap.... so win/win!

Hilarious

So, I find myself to be quite funny. In fact, I make myself laugh all the time. And I can ocacasionaly make others laugh as well... But then I realize they are my friends or family and then I am pretty sure they are actually plotting to put me in the loony bin.

Which would be awesome, as I wouldn't have to wear pants anymore. And I hate pants. A lot.

Yellow and blue equals....

Comments about my big and saggy jugs. Explain that me.

Damn you UPS

So, I ordered an Ipad, not because I'm an entitled biznotch, but because I got an inheritance check and this was a fun purchase to get before I put the rest into a saving account for school and baby making fun.

Well, check out this awesomeness....

Yeah, it did go directly from Anchorage to Louisville, despite the fact that SLC is RIGHT in between the two.  And, yes, it DID sit there for two days just hanging out. 

Now, I'm not opposed to common sense mailing, if it's coming from the east coast and it stops a few times, no big deal... but seriously, Alaska to Kentucky to Utah.... what is wrong with this picture?  Oh well, at some point today, I will have my new toy and will be avoiding work as much as possible.

kay has a migraine.... again

So, I get migraines a lot.  Usually, they consist of sharp, stabbing pain, directly behind my eye.  But lately (this last week, every damn day), I've been getting the nausea migraines.  The ones that make you feel like you've had a lot too much to drink and shouldn't be allowed to walk by yourself to the bathroom. 

Yeah, I don't like those, even if they are a great excuse to skip class. 

So I forgot the medication I picked up yesterday, and headed to class today where I got super sick and wanted to punch a dolphin, since hating things makes me feel better.  I came home to get it, intending to go back, and then the Kitty and I had this conversation.

kitty: Oh boy, she human is home and I want to jump on her lap and get pets.

me: Kitty, I feel like crap, don't step on my belly like that.

kitty: Okay, I will just climb on your boobies and stick my nose up yours to show you that I love you.

me: Kitty, you make me dizzy.  Stop.

kitty: Will you stay home and pet me and love me and be my best friend?

me: Hmm, that's not a bad idea.  I'm a danger on the road when I'm this dizzy.  Let me text work.

kitty: Oh boy, please keep petting me.

me: Kitty, if I stay home, I'm going to bed.

kitty: But you don't play with me when you're in bed.  You are grumpy.

me: Yes, I'm pure evil.  Just like a certain caticus braticus.

kitty: Who is that? Can we play? Will you give me treats?

me: Don't worry.  Here's a treat. I'm going to bed.

So I skipped work, took a 3 hour nap and still feel like crap.  I hate migraines, and the kitty loves her people.

Wake up in the morning...

Feeling like death.  Husband asks how I feel.  So, I tell him:

Children fled in terror at my presence and villages burned to the ground.  I hate being sick.

Convos with the cat

Sometimes, dumb fish kitty talks to me when I'm trying to get other things done.  Usually it's when I'm trying to sleep or do homework.  The other day, when I was dying on the couch due to a severe, nauseating migraine, she and I had this conversation.

me: Kitty, come snuggle.

kitty: Oh boy, it's the she human, she wants to play.

me: No kitty, I'll pet you, but don't lay on my wrists.  That defeats the purpose.

kitty: Okay, got it.  Lay across your arms, directly on your bad wrist.

me: Dammit, kitty. No.  Will you lay in a less douchey way?

kitty: Okay, I will lay with my butt in your face, so that you can feel how soft and amazing my tail is.

me: I regret inviting you to cuddle.

kitty: Should I rearrange myself? I bet I can step on you in ways that make you feel pain you didn't know you had.

me: You're made out of evil.

kitty: Nope, just awesome.  *tail flick in my face*

me: I'm giving up animals.  From now on, I'll just cuddle a cactus.  Much less annoying.

And end.  She's kind of a butt, and always knows when I need to pee.  Her favorite launchpad is my full bladder.